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  1. Gates shorts $TSLA?

    The group I gravitate would bet “Joe” would fall into a puddle, try to prevent Joe from falling, end up falling into the puddle with Joe, good natured fun giving Joe a hard time in private, never publicly outing Joe fell into a puddle. I do not demonize anyone wishing to make a profit. I do...
  2. Gates shorts $TSLA?

    Of course, I would not mind Tesla pushing the vote for the split this month and let the bears scramble during the aftermath.
  3. Gates shorts $TSLA?

    Is it possible to be bot bearish and bullish on a stock at the same time? Is being bearish on T$SLA synonymous with being against climate change? T$LSA is a goldmine with multiple strategies in generating and losing wealth. IMO, if investors take a long term bearish stance, they take on...
  4. Summon Tesla hits parked 3 Million Jet

    Events like these are why warning labels exist to not spray windex into your eyes.
  5. 4-20 quarterly earnings call

    Grumpy all day until the market closed. ?
  6. Delivery dates of CT and Cybertruck Van

    Precedent set, all new models are stainless steel
  7. Delivery dates of CT and Cybertruck Van

    Maybe… just maybe try different contraception? wondering out loud how the front door is attached in the open state.
  8. 4-20 quarterly earnings call

    Might as well start rumor/expectations. 1000:1 stock split dolled out as 2:1 split every 3 months according to @Ogre ‘s dastardly plan. I am not expecting anything earth shattering but would not mind being surprised with positive news.
  9. Jumping a car - would you try this?

    It is on the internet… need there be any more proof?
  10. Strong Non-Tesla EV presence at the 2022 New York International Auto Show

    That is an Avalanche. Badges are an intentional misdirection.
  11. Elon puts in an offer to buy ALL of Twitter. [LOCKED DUE TO POLITICS]

    Elon builds: 1. Rockets 2. Flame throwers 3. Massive complexes 4. Giant tunneling 5. FSD (controls mass movement) 6. Soon to be Robots 7. Soon to be Mars base, have we learn nothing from Moonraker? 8. Twitter/Tesla state news, now with subliminal messaging Do these actions sound like Bond or a...
  12. Elon puts in an offer to buy ALL of Twitter. [LOCKED DUE TO POLITICS]

    Elon’s motivation to buy Twitter 1. Becomes Tesla’s marketing medium with subliminal messaging 2. Reverse/revenge FUD 3. Elon is a Bond villain and is creating Tesla/State news 4. Behind the scenes, words were exchanged and the Situation became a pissing match. (With sage like clarity...
  13. Will you sell TSLA shares to pay for your CT?

    If you liked the fabled @Ogre post, he would buy your CT.
  14. F 150 lightning launch event 4-26

    https://www.theverge.com/2022/4/13/23023664/ford-f-150-lightning-ev-launch-date-event Glad to see progression
  15. Delivery dates of CT and Cybertruck Van

    I find completely credible Tesla will develop and ramp production of an unannounced van by 1/2/2024
  16. Will you sell TSLA shares to pay for your CT?

    Income section of any loan doc. Show @charliemagpie ’s chart pointing at 2030 value/profit. With a straight face, stare at the bank quietly. Bank… Briliant! Please don’t do this in real life
  17. Will you sell TSLA shares to pay for your CT?

    I am completely trustworthy… except when not telling the truth
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